For the next two weeks, I have a couple of small housemates - I'm rat-sitting. It will be nice to have other living things in the house with me for the first time since I lost the Sofa Beast. Now I get to be temporary mummy to Vince Noir and... Castiel. Not that darkend_star is obsessed with SPN at all, oh no. Awww. He so purty!

I've just been IMing with this guy I've been emailing via a dating site. He said from the get-go that he's kinky, but Oh My Fucking God. Boot fetish. Hosiery fetish. D/S. Threesomes. Voyeurism. Watersports. Transvestites. Cocksucking. He called himself a cockslut and says he once came untouched from sucking cock. HE WANTS ME TO WEAR A ( Read more... )

STOP FUCKING RUNNING, DUDE, I'M NOT THAT FUCKING RICH ( Read more... )

I'll see you and raise you a bisexual convention. We rocked it like the filthiest fanfic you've ever written. I didn't go to bed before 3am, the whole con. There was far too much drinking, dancing and flirting, and furthermore girlsmooching, sex parties and voyeurism, spanking (ow!), a hot poly sex thang... I have SO MUCH MATERIAL to work with ( Read more... )

So, it turns out that partying with the local women's roller derby team on a weeknight is... not a good way to get out of bed on a Friday morning. Blleeeuuurrrggghhhh. The eye candy was awesome though. Lotsa fit sassy wimmin in Tank Girl outfits *grin*. Also, I had a fun, flirty conversation with the cutest of their boy hangers-on. What? I'm ( Read more... )

So, I finally got into a mental headspace where I wanted to read something more cerebral than porn or schmoop (What? Two months solid of proof-reading appallingly written and mindlessly boring undergrad theses is enough to put anyone off SRS READING for a few weeks!) and started off reading AMBASSADOR OF THE AIR: THE AIRLINE STEWARDESS, GLAMOUR, ( Read more... )